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While the world of appliance repairs may not seem overly humorous for any specific reason, there is a world of inside jokes in the field that those in the know appreciate.
1. You know you're a technician when you see a good design and you still have to change it.
2. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: First, the light bulb has to want to change.
3. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Answer: You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door."
4. What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door? Answer: Close the door, I'm dressing!"
5. The officer said to the soldier, "Private, why did you salute the refrigerator?" The soldier replied, "Because it was General Electric." "And that jeep?" Asked the Officer. Replied the soldier, "Because it was General Motors."
6. Why don't men do laundry? Answer: Because the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
7. What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine? Answer: He came out spotless.
8. Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? Answer: He didn't want to see the the salad dressing.
9. What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? Answer: You're grounded.
Lastly, the tried and true classic:
10. Is your refrigerator running? Then go catch it!!!